11 Spoiler-Free Fan Reactions From The Star Wars Premiere

It’s a dangerous world out there this morning for Star Wars fans, you guys.

With last night’s world premiere officially over and done with, there now exist about 1,000 people who have already seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and who possess the awesome, terrifying power to totally ruin the movie for the rest of us (as this writer personally discovered this morning, and thanks a lot, One Horrible Asshat On Twitter.)

Lucky for you, MTV News combed the internet for a few good, non-ruinous reactions—so you, young padawan, can find out how it was without knowing what actually happens in it. These are the spoiler-free reviews you are looking for.

Patton Oswalt kept it short and sweet (and will let you draw your own conclusions as to what the “it” was that JJ did)

Most of the response can be summed up in a single word: Amazing

Although some fans’ feelings were best expressed through interpretive dance


A Wonder Years star weighs in

We see what you did there, with the thing, with the words

It delivers, says EBanks

And no spoilers, but it’s gorgeous

Rob Lowe is allll about Boyega

Here’s your eloquent three-word review from Rainn Wilson

And finally, here’s some comforting evidence that even if you do happen to stumble across a spoiler, it is almost certainly a ridiculous lie