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Seinfeld isn’t just a TV show, it’s a way of life. Not a day goes by that I don’t directly or indirectly quote the show. To this day I can’t look at a box of Junior Mints without saying “It’s chocolate, its peppermint- it’s delicious!”.

I kept holding out hope that one day, Netflix would pick up the complete Seinfeld series but alas that never came to fruition. Then came the announcement I have been waiting for, CraveTV is here, and with it comes a massive catalog of TV shows I care about, most importantly SEINFELD!!

In honour of this announcement, I am counting down my 10 favourite Seinfeld episodes.

10. The Reverse Peephole

Seinfeld Reverse Peephole

Favourite Quotes:

“My back is killing me.” “Of course, because of that wallet! You’ve got a filing cabinet under half of your ass.” “This is an organizer, a secretary, and a friend.”

“Hey Silvio, look at Jerry here, prancing around in his coat with his purse. Yup, he’s a dandy. He’s a real fancy boy!”

and of course….

9. The Soup Nazi

soup nazi

Favourite Quotes:

“You’re Schmoopie!”

“Street Toughs took my armoire?”

8. The Opposite


Favorite Quotes

“My name is George. I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.”

“You know who you are? Even Steven”

“So you heard that I was in a car accident , and then decided to stop off for some Jujyfruit?”

“Did I tell you this guy was bonkos?”

“Do you know what’s going on here? Can’t you see what’s happened? I’ve become George.”

7. The Marine Biologist


This scene is perfection:

6. The Bizzaro Jerry


Favourite Quotes:

“She had man hands”

“T.C.B, You know, takin’ care o’ business.”

“I don’t even really work here.” “That’s what makes this so difficult.”


5. The Jimmy


As a person with the name Jimmy, this episode is quoted to me at an almost weekly basis.

Favourite Quotes:

“Jimmy’s gonna put the moves on Elaine”

4. The Butter Shave


Favourite Quotes:

“I feel like an out of work pornstar”

“Stick a fork in me Jerry, I’m done”

“What’s the deal with cancer?”

3. The Dealership

Favourite Quotes:

“High Five ”

“I think I’ve reached a point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie.”

“They all have swirling chocolate in the commercials!!!” “Not Skittles”

2. The Strike

Festivus Miracle

Favourite Quotes:

“No bagle, no bagle, no bagle”

“A donation has been made in your honour to ‘The Human Fund'”

“You couldn’t smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date….I lost my train of thought”


1. The Chicken Roaster


Favourite Quotes:

“That’s not going to be good for business…” “That’s not going to be good for anyone”

“Oh, I’m stressed!”

“Mr. Marbles?”


What’s your favourite episode? Let us know in the comments!